This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
green square doesn’t understand true love
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
Guardians of the Galaxy, the ending we all deserve.
And then Ronan realized the error of his ways, got a million years community service and happily picked trash to his new themesong.
being a human is so weird
a detective agency called ‘intergalactic investigations’ and its just kate and america bouncing around the multiverse solving petty galactic crimes and getting paid mostly in food, spare change, and taxi fare
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I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.